Bella Thorne Is Training To Become A Stripper

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Former Disney star Bella Thorne appears to have finally embraced her true calling, as she trains to be a stripper in the video clip below.


There is no denying that Bella was born to be a stripper… And not an evening or late night stripper either, but rather a middle of a weekday one. Of course if Bella were to follow her TRUE true calling she would begin work as a fluffer in a camel breeding stable, but that sort of halal career choice is certainly too much to ask of her.

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Yes, Bella will soon be prostituting her sinful nude female flesh while swinging around a pole in some dark and dank truck stop “gentlemen’s club”. But before she does she should consider leaking her (no doubt) numerous nude photos and sex tape videos online.

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For it would be great marketing for her new career, and finally put to rest the debate on whether her lady hole is a herpes scar riddled and pus filled mess, or a crab infested and spunk oozing monstrosity.