Beyonce And Rihanna Selfie Bikini Battle In Hawaii

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She-boon pop stars Beyonce and Rihanna are both in Hawaii attending the annual fried chicken and watermelon festival. Of course Beyonce and Rihanna have a long standing rivalry with each other, as each of these animals wants to be considered the top abid whore in the music industry. To that end, both of these creatures have been trying to outshine each other by posting scandalous bikini selfies of their ass and titties.

As you can see in the photos below, Beyonce chose to focus more on her boobs than her booty in her Hawaii photos. An interesting strategy to be sure considering she has a large powerful rump capable of plowing many hectares of land.

 

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Rihanna’s sex organs clearly lack the sheer size of Beyonce’s, so she tries to make up for this deficiency by arching her back and spreading her legs in the bikini photos below.

 

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To determine who won this savage battle, these photos were shown to a focus group of “urban youths” locked in a cage at the Los Angeles county zoo. Overwhelmingly poop and banana peels were excitedly tossed at the Beyonce photos, making her the clear winner. Better luck next time Rihanna.