Charlie Sheen Takes Care of His Women

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Charlie Sheen may lock his women up in closets or threaten to kill them, but he always makes sure to change their newspapers and that they have plenty of water in their dish. Also he takes care of them financially, so really what more can a whore ask for?

Take Charlie’s dear, dear friend Kacey Jordan for example. She received a check from him for $30k  for, um, services rendered, which she immediately took to the bank. The bank didn’t have enough cash for her, so they gave her $8k, and a check for the rest, which she gleefully cashed today.

Not bad for a day’s work Kacey Jordan, but if you ever want to make some real money let us know. We happen to know a very generous sheik who loves busted looking blonde whores, so contact us if interested.