After trying her hand at the “mainstream” by modeling with her clothes on, Emily Ratajkowski is back to doing what she does best… taking naked photos.
Emily Ratajkowski’s foray into clothed modeling reminds me of my anal-only concubine Beverly Anne from Houston, Texas. Beverly Anne begged for a shot at orally servicing my enormous Muslim meat scud, but when she grazed it with her teeth I had no choice but to break her nose. The moral of that story is that Emily Ratajkowski (like Beverly Anne) should stick with what she knows, or reality will slap her in the face.
The Qur’an teaches that those that humble themselves will be exalted. In Emily Ratajkowski’s case that translates to, “just keep taking off your clothes if you want anyone to pay attention to you… ya whore”.