Remember when Eva Mendes was one of the biggest sex symbols in heathen Hollywood?… Me neither. But at one point Eva did have a quite the following and a flourishing acting career, as you can see from the nude compilation video above.
However, instead of following the tried and true path of getting her lady taco stuffed by fat greasy Zionist producers, this crafty Mexican minx became flamingly homoqueer actor Ryan Goslings’ beard wife and started shitting out his no doubt artificially inseminated offspring.
Now Eva Mendes sits at home getting fat with numerous anchor babies, and not a care in the world thanks to all the millions her hardworking twink of a husband brings in. Eva’s story just goes to show that it pays to dream big, and think outside of the box. She truly is an inspiration to all aspiring Meso-American prostitutes.