At 17-years-old Kendall Jenner is fast becoming an old maid. That is why it comes as no surprise that Kendall is showing off her taut teen stomach while pretending to be a flamingo in the hopes of getting impregnated by a virile Muslim man.
Unfortunately for Kendall, though us Muslims find flamingos to be erotic creatures, we would never attempt sex with one as they are pink the color of homoqueers.
If Kendall Jenner truly wants to get pregnant by a Muslim man (which she surely does), then her only course of action is to convert to Islam and wear the burka. Once she has proven herself to be an obedient Muslim woman she will be granted her wish and violently defiled by a Muslim’s enormous manhood.