Miley Cyrus Shows Her Sideboob In The Bath

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Miley Cyrus bravely shows her sideboob while taking a bath in the photo above.

Miley is a good Muslim woman, so the purpose of this photo is clearly not sexual but to show off her tattoo of a Native American “Jewcatcher”.

The Native Americans believe that these Jewcatchers protect them by trapping the mouth-breathing Hebs in the web at the top. They then used the feathers to tickle the Jews into dropping their gold. An important piece of cultural history that Miley Cyrus and her sideboob are reminding us of.