Actress Natalie Portman was photographed through the window of her home sitting around completely naked. How dare Natalie violate the sense of propriety of this poor peeping tom photographer by exposing her nude body like this.
The Qur’an is very clear that a woman must be covered in a burka at all times. The fact that Natalie Portman thinks it is OK to just sit around naked in front of a window corrupting the good men who scale her security fence to peep through her blinds is outrageous.
Natalie Portman must be punished for this most brazen act of sluttery. A stoning is definitely in order, but only after Natalie services those who she has inflicted with impure thoughts by the exposing of her tight nude body. Thus is the will of Allah!