A couple of days ago heathen Hollywood unleashed a heinous attack against Islam with the leaking of numerous nude photos of female celebrities. However, once again us Muslims proved that we are a strong and resilient people by withstanding the sinful celebrity flesh bombardment (so far).
Below we have compiled the top 10 celebrity nude leaks which were previously unposted on this holy Muslim celebrity gossip website. Let this be a lesson to all celebrities who would dare to try and destroy the Islamic faith by leaking nude photos, we can handle your worst so bring it on!
#10 Kirsten Dunst
Actress Kirsten Dunst shows off her immodestly bosomy breasts in these leaked photos. When Islam finally conquers the West she’ll have to keep those things down with strapping tape or we will lop them off with our mighty scimitars.
#9 Melissa Benoist
“Glee” star Melissa Benoist took a unique approach in this celebrity nude leak, by photographing herself having sex with her boyfriend. Of course she messed up by taking the pictures in black-and-white, as that lessons the depravity by 70%.
#8 Taylor Swift
Of course former country music star turned pop star Taylor Swift had to get in on the leaked nude photo action by showing off her perky tits in the pics below. Taylor will now write no less then 3 albums worth of surprisingly upbeat songs crying about how she was violated, and how all men are lying pigs.
#7 Jennette McCurdy
Former Nickelodeon star Jennette McCurdy picked right up were she left off after leaking lingerie photos a few months ago. Now Jennette is being more explicit showing her breasts and thong clad booty. At the rate Jennette is going we can expect to see photos of her gaping her ass by Christmas.
#6 Yvonne Strahovski
“24”, “Dexter”, and “Chuck” star Yvonne Strahovski leaked some topless selfies. I must admit the first photo is quite erotic. Not because of Yvonne’s tight body and bare perky tits, but because it looks like she had her head chopped off.
#5 Becca Tobin
“Glee” star Becca Tobin prostitutes her shameful nude female body under the Christmas tree in these leaked pics. No doubt this naughty whore got her stocking stuffed more than a few times that night.
#4 Jordan Hinson
“Eureka” star Jordan Hinson had the nearly nude and very slutty photos below leaked. These leaked pics certainly didn’t cause a eureka moment, as us Muslims knew that Jordan was an immoral strumpet the first time we saw her lustful eyes and garish yellow hair.
#3 Lea Michele
“Glee” star Lea Michele plays with her sinful sex organs in these leaked nudes. After seeing these pictures it is no wonder that Lea’s boyfriend Cory Monteith killed himself by overdosing on heroin a couple of months ago.
#2 Blake Lively
Nearly lost in all the hoopla surrounding this latest round of celebrity leaks was the fact that the complete set of “Gossip Girl” star Blake Lively nude selfies leaked as well. Finally we get to see all the pictures that Blake took to win actor Ryan Reynolds’ heart. Who says romance is dead?
#1 Bar Refaeli
Model and Israeli Jewess Bar Refaeli spreads her ass cheeks and f*cks herself with a curling iron in these leaked pics. Of course for a whore like Bar Refaeli the curling iron was probably just the warm up before she shoved a blow dryer up her rectum.