Below are the top 12 slutty celebrity social media pictures of the week.
#12 Katherine Webb
Katherine Webb shows some cleavage on Instagram. I guess she wasn’t told that a new college football season started, and no one gives a crap about her anymore.
#11 McKayla Maroney
17-year-old Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney shows off how good her butt looks in high heels and skinny jeans. Personally I think it would look better pulling a plow in my poppy fields.
#10 Vanessa Hudgens
Vanessa Hudgens stands at the edge of cliff with no intention of jumping… what a cock tease.
#9 Jennette McCurdy
Nickelodeon star and mudshark Jennette McCurdy shows off a tight dress that she won’t be fitting into soon when she becomes a single mother.
#8 Kendall Jenner
Kendall Jenner sits on the windowsill of a crack house waiting for her ghetto prince charming to come and tap her ass on video, so that she can be a superstar like her big sister Kim.
#7 Miley Cyrus
Muslimina Miley Cyrus doing her hilarious impersonation of a Western meth whore.
#6 Britney Spears
Britney Spears tucks her thick meaty cock between her legs for this bikini pic.
#5 McKayla Maroney
McKayla Maroney posing in a bikini by a pool with some friends, only one of which is plow-worthy (#4)… and I mean that in every sense of the word.
#4 Ashley Benson
“Spring Breakers” star Ashley Benson contemplates String Theory and the Multiverse while showing some deep cleavage.
#3 Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift and her girlfriend jump for joy in bikinis because they are f*cking dykes and probably just got a new double-sided dildo.
#2 Anastasia Ashley
Pro surfer Anastasia Ashley walks the streets of Spanish Harlem with her ass cheeks hanging out the bottom of her jean shorts in the hopes of riding the famous Puerto Rican rape wave.
#1 McKayla Maroney
McKayla Maroney displays her barely illegal cleavage while smiling at a butterfly as Muhammad smiles down upon her fresh taut nubile body.