Top 10 Most Disappointing Celebrity Nude Titties

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As we all know celebrity starlets are completely detached from reality, and so they lack self-awareness. In no way is the complete delusion of heathen Hollywood harlots better exhibited then when some of these so-called “sex symbols” get naked and their nude titties are utter abominations… And so to further illustrate this point we have compiled the top 10 most disappointing topless celebrity nude titties of all time into the list below.


#10 Keira Knightley

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No one was under the impression that Keira had nice boobies, but frankly it was quite surprising to see that they are this bad.

#9 Emilia Clarke

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Even though her tits are awful, it is hard to say that Emilia Clarke’s topless nudes are that disappointing considering she wasn’t really famous until she got naked.

#8 Emily Kinney

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“Walking Dead” star Emily Kinney was certainly never expected to be a buxom beauty, but I’ve married 1st graders with bigger breasts than this.

#7 Helen Hunt

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Perhaps if Helen Hunt hadn’t waited until she was a decrepit old hag to show off her fun bags they wouldn’t have been so nauseatingly nasty.

#6 Scarlett Johansson

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It is not that Scarlett’s titties are that terrible, it is just that the disparity between expectations and reality was enormous.

#5 Meg Ryan

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No one will be sleeping in Seattle with Meg’s sad sagging milks sacks haunting their dreams.

#4 Teri Hatcher

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Teri Hatcher famously boasted that her breasts are both “real and spectacular”… But as you can see she was only half right.

#3 Natalie Dormer

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Natalie’s shitty titties look deflated and dejected in this “Game of Thrones” scene, like they had just read the scripts for the final season of the show.

#2 Mira Sorvino

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Mira Sorvino’s boobies look like two sunny side up eggs sliding down a door.

#1 Neve Campbell

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After spending much of the late 1990’s as one of the biggest sex symbols in Showbiz, Neve Campbell completely ruined her legacy when she finally flaunted her frightfully terrible titties.