Victoria Justice Gets Fingered By Muhammad’s Ghost

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Victoria Justice is the 17-year-old star of the Nickelodeon show “Zoey 101”, and as the photo above clearly shows she also was just fingered by Muhammad’s ghost.

Victoria Justice is probably the hottest girl in “young Hollywood” today. I first became aware of her “talents” when I was stuck flipping through an issue of Tiger Beat during one of my daily vigorous self-flagellation sessions. Needless to say I will be paying much closer attention to Victoria Justice in the future.

Muhammad has exquisite taste in women so it is no wonder that his ghost would slip a couple inside Victoria Justice. Perhaps now that Victoria has felt the powerful and exhilarating touch of Islam she will repent for her filthy kuffar ways and become a proper Muslim woman. Well a boy can dream anyway. Time for another self-flagellation.